🇺🇸 4th of July Sale

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS IS YOUR INDEPENDENCE DAY MARCHING ORDERS!

From July 2nd to July 13th, we're running the most patriotic sale this side of Parris Island! You think freedom is free? WRONG! But our prices are dropping faster than a recruit doing push-ups!

Every order $15 or more earns you a FREE bump hammer - This is YOUR hammer. There are many like it, but this one is yours! No excuses, no crying, no asking mommy for permission!

This sale is tougher than boot camp and shorter than your attention span - 12 days only! So lock and load that shopping cart, because Uncle Sam wants YOU to save money!

What are you waiting for, an engraved invitation? MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!